I know what you’re thinking… “Look at the size of that basket!!!“…
Now that I have your attention, gentlemen:
Just when I thought I was immune to all advertising, I stumble across Duluth Trading Company’s “Buck Naked” Underwear– available in boxers, boxer briefs, briefs, and long johns. (www.duluthtrading.com/store/duluth-ingenuity/buck-naked-underwear/buck-naked-underwear.aspx) Here’s what the Mt. Horeb, Wisconsin-based company have to say about their “Buck Naked” Underwear (This is pure camp!): “No sweat. No stink. No pinch! ‘Almost feel as if you are wearing no underwear at all!’ says Ric from Richmond, VA. If you’re like most men, you’re still wearing the same kind of ‘tighty whities’ you grew up with. Our ‘Buck Naked’ Underwear (previously known as Performance Underwear) is making working guys all across the country change their underwear. They’re stretchy, yet supportive too, for extra ease when you’re climbing or kneeling. (’Great comfort and gentle control of all my parts.’ as Doc from Michigan so carefully put it.) They also wick sweat far more efficiently than any cotton skivvies out there to keep you drier. Plus they have an antibacterial treatment to fight odor.”
But wait… There’s more! Duluth trading also has their “Buck Naked Man Can“: “You say you need a gift for the man who has everything? Look no further: the Man Can is sure to delight anyone who craves comfort down under. It contains one pair of wicking underwear in a genuine retro tin can that will remind you of the ones your Dad stored his bolts and, er, nuts in, down in his basement workshop. (You can reuse the Man Can for that exact same purpose.) Sure to stir up lots of laughter and maybe a few red faces on Christmas morning.”
But that’s not all folks! Duluth Trading has a You Tube video to promote their “Buck Naked Underwear“. Bear lovers, you’ll really go for this:
Yep, the advertising worked! Only 50 days till Christmas. Big Bear Santa Claus, are you reading this?!